The Sinister Derp

pungent-petrichor: notyourexrotic: mslorelei: Clippy, the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:18:03 +0800

notyourexrotic:

mslorelei:

Clippy, the animated assistant in Word, is well known as one of the most hated software features ever released. Now we know why Microsoft released it – because the male engineers didn’t listen to female user feedback. “Even Early Focus Groups Hated Clippy. Women told Microsoft the animated paper clip was leering at them. The software company didn’t listen.”

OMFG CLIPPY WAS DESIGNED AS THE ORIGINAL MANSPLAINER

THIS MAKES THIS MEME EVEN BETTER

Baaaaahahahahahahahaaaa

eeveelesbo: i know we all like 2 joke abt being absolutely useless lesbians but tbh its not funny,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:12:46 +0800

eeveelesbo:

i know we all like 2 joke abt being absolutely useless lesbians but tbh its not funny, its pretty sad, like… its been so ingrained in us that any affection from a girl is purely platonic, “no homo”, that the “no homo” doesnt even have to be said anymore, we just assume its there, even when we know the other girl likes girls as well, we are so convinced that no girl could possibly flirt w us, n were so inexperienced w girls due to this that even when girls do flirt w us, we dont recognise it, we lack the experience to know how girls flirt (bcs its vastly different from how men flirt) n due to that we jus… never recognise anything, we think the other girl is jus being friendly… so its not so much that lesbians are inherently “useless”, its that were so alienated from the thought that girls could flirt w us, n were seen as predatory when we do flirt w girls whom we dont 100% know to be sga, n even then, so that we have absolutely 0 experience w flirting, which leads to us not recognising genuine flirting… this “no homo” mentality on top of our inexperience w wlw romance leads to us being so “useless”, so its not our fault or an inherent character trait, its a society which alienates us from the idea that other girls are sga as well n thus leads us to think that everyone, no matter how obviously theyre flirting w us, is jus being “friendly”
everyone can reblog n ofc this applies to bi women as well, but this post is abt lesbians mainly

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:10:12 +0800

glyxiebear: camben24: 4wns: how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:08:22 +0800

glyxiebear:

camben24:

4wns:

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

sorry to improve your day without much notice but

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

littleboyfics: bpd-disaster: absolutely nothing should be sold for a profit if its absence can kill...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:35:16 +0800

littleboyfics:

bpd-disaster:

absolutely nothing should be sold for a profit if its absence can kill you.

water shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

food shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

healthcare shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

any system where people can die because they’re unable to access these resources needs to be dismantled.

Guys this includes shelter

devilsmadvocate: bobbymoynihan: lleuwelyn: looks more like she...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:27:21 +0800

devilsmadvocate:

bobbymoynihan:

lleuwelyn:

looks more like she has been covering her ears to not listen to anything he had to say so he had to punch the wall to finally get her attention…

im a little bit confused, are you analyzing a stock photo used for an article from a satirical online magazine?

let’s all just take a moment to appreciate how a completely fictional man can exhibit abusive behavior in a hypothetical universe that exists solely to mock this behavior and someone out there will still bend over backwards to defend him.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:27:01 +0800

fvvu:fiction isnt real is supposed to be an argument for why a character has blue hair, not to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:26:35 +0800

fvvu:

fiction isnt real is supposed to be an argument for why a character has blue hair, not to justify incest and pedophilia

nourgelitnius: #anytime your ship is on screen

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:26:26 +0800

nourgelitnius:

#anytime your ship is on screen

zubious: ariasune: carrot-gallery: friendly aggressive reminder that the “mmm whatcha say” chorus...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:02:18 +0800

zubious:

ariasune:

carrot-gallery:

friendly aggressive reminder that the “mmm whatcha say” chorus was written by imogen heap for a song of her own that came out in 2005, and jason derulo both named his own song after the chorus he sampled from her and improperly credited her in 2009.

mmm whatcha say was written by a female artist and taken by jason derulo and now he gets credit for it. pls reblog bc not enough people know this. the original song is called hide and seek

it is also a singularly beautiful song, head’s up

Worth mentioning, “Hide and Seek” is an abstract story of a girl reflecting on her parent’s divorce and how it changed her life, while “Whatcha Say” is about a guy who cheated on his girlfriend and is trying to convince her to stay with him anyway.

anissapierce:Holy trio

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:52:27 +0800

anissapierce:

Holy trio

miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:48:32 +0800

miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:43:46 +0800

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:34:38 +0800

annleckie: zoe-of-the-veil: gingerweed-man: tilthat: TIL a man once sued McDonalds for $1.5...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:02:28 +0800

annleckie:

zoe-of-the-veil:

gingerweed-man:

tilthat:

TIL a man once sued McDonalds for $1.5 million because of “emotional distress” he suffered after receiving just 1 napkin with his meal.

via reddit.com

Except no that’s not what happened, that’s not why he sued, he sued because when he went to ask for more napkins, the staff started racially harassing him, all over fucking napkins. As for the amount, ut was probably exaggerated by the lawyer so when the court shrinks it, McDonalds would still have to pay at least something.

There are no such things as frivolous lawsuits made by individual people.

McDonald’s (and most businesses) have insanely good pr departments. The woman who sued McDonald’s for being burned by their coffee was turned into the face of “people will sue over anything” because suing over coffee being hot sounds ridiculous, right? Except for she was literally burned to the bone. The pictures are nauseating. What she went through was horrifying.

If you ever find yourself ridiculing an individual on a company’s behalf you’re probably just repeating pr propaganda

READ IT and remember next time someone talks about some “ridiculous” lawsuit that’s just a sign of how supposedly easy it is for individuals to make bucks off suing poor, helpless huge corporations for oh, no good reason at all.

Who wants you to believe that? Who benefits?

Yeah.

kaijutegu: the-awkward-turt: pazdispenser: pazdispenser: pazdispenser: this is some next level...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:01:29 +0800

kaijutegu:

the-awkward-turt:

pazdispenser:

pazdispenser:

pazdispenser:

this is some next level whiteness

hdfg4g7ybhfdb

I’ve decided to plan a bear-assisted birth.

“Dolphin-assisted birthing could come with the risk for both mom and child of drowning and of awful illness or infection. The sea and all of its creatures have a wealth of potentially harmful bacteria and pathogens. And anyone who wants to take a birth out to sea should consider that the dolphin may not be too keen to help out, either. We like to think dolphins are friends of humans but the animal kingdom is unpredictable. Even people who are trained to work with sea mammals suffer injuries, including those working in seemingly innocuous swim-with-dolphins programs. It’s also conceivable that another sea creature—such as a shark—could try to “help.”

i trust her, she’s a nurse.

shadowstep-of-bast: tomhiddllestop: IF YOU LOVE WRITING BUT DON’T HAVE THE INSPIRATION FOR A...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:45:15 +0800

shadowstep-of-bast:

tomhiddllestop:

IF YOU LOVE WRITING BUT DON’T HAVE THE INSPIRATION FOR A 10-PART BOOK SAGA YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SITE

IT’S INCREDIBLY HELPFUL AND CAN FOR INSTANCE GENERATE TOPICS AND FIRST LINES, CONTAINS LOADS OF EXERCISES AND YOU CAN FIND PLENTY OF WRITING TIPS.

BLESS YOU I LOVE YOU OH MY GODS I’VE NEEDED THIS

QUICK RESOURCE GUIDE FOR THE LGBT COMMUNITY

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:45:07 +0800

recovering-and-healing:

Some resources are good for everyone

Anxiety

• http://www.adaa.org/
• http://youth.anxietybc.com/
• http://www.helpguide.org/topics/anxiety.htm

Asexuality

• http://www.asexuality.org
• http://www.asexualawarenessweek.com

Bisexuality

• http://www.biresource.net/bisexualyouth.shtml
• http://www.bisexual.org
• http://www.pflagcentralcoastchapter.net/uploads/BisexualityResourcePacket.pdf
• http://queerdictionary.tumblr.com/

Coming Out

• http://www.thetrevorproject.org/section/YOU
• http://www.hrc.org/resources/entry/resource-guide-to-coming-out
• http://amplifyyourvoice.org/youthresource/youthresource-comingout
• GLBT National Youth Talkline: 1-800-246-PRIDE (7743)

Depression

• http://www.helpguide.org/mental/depression_teen_teenagers.htm
• http://kidshealth.org/teen/your_mind/mental_health/depression.html
• http://us.reachout.com

Eating Disorders

• http://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/find-help-support
• http://www.helpguide.org/mental/eating_disorder_treatment.htm
• http://www.eatingdisordersanonymous.org/

Family and Friends

• http://theparentsproject.com/home/
• http://community.pflag.org/
• https://www.genderspectrum.org/

Gay and Lesbian

• http://www.advocatesforyouth.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=730&Itemid=336
• http://www.advocatesforyouth.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=726&Itemid=516
• http://www.pflag.org/fileadmin/user_upload/Publications/Be_Yourself.pdf

Healthy Relationships

• http://www.scarleteen.com/article/relationships
• http://www.breakthecycle.org/learn-about-dating-violence
• http://www.thehotline.org/
• http://www.asexuality.org/home/relationship.html
• https://rainn.org/ or call 1-800-656-HOPE

Homelessness

• http://www.ourtruecolors.org/
• http://fortytonone.org/
• http://nationalhomeless.org/
• http://www.aliforneycenter.org/

I Have A Crush

• http://us.reachout.com/facts/factsheet/do-i-want-a-relationship
• http://us.reachout.com/facts/factsheet/maintaining-a-happy-relationship
• http://gayteens.about.com/od/crushes/

In School

• http://www.stopbullying.gov/
• http://www.glsen.org/
• http://www.gsanetwork.org/
• http://www.campuspride.org/
• http://www.athleteally.org/

International

• http://suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
• http://www.befrienders.org/
• http://iglhrc.org/
• http://ilga.org/
• http://www.iglyo.com/
• http://transactivists.org/
• http://www.oraminternational.org/
• https://www.nomorefearfoundation.org/faq/

Mental Health

• http://www.nami.org/
• http://www.reclaim-lgbtyouth.org/
• http://www.aglp.org

Out and Proud

• http://www.glbtnearme.org/
• http://www.outloudradio.org/
• http://www.transadvocate.com
• http://www.genderfork.com

LGBTQ and Religion

• http://www.hrc.org/topics/religion-faith
• http://www.pflag.org/fileadmin/user_upload/Publications/Faith_Families.pdf
• http://www.transfaithonline.org/
• http://www.religionfacts.com/homosexuality/index.htm
• http://www.religiousinstitute.org/lgbt-equality/

Christianity-specific

• http://believeoutloud.com/
• http://www.gaychristian.net/
• http://www.gaychurch.org/
• http://www.welcomingresources.org/

Islam-specific

• http://www.muslimalliance.org/
• http://www.imaan.org.uk/
• http://theinnercircle.org.za/
• http://mpvusa.org/
• http://www.well.com/user/queerjhd/

Judaism-specific

• http://www.keshetonline.org/
• http://www.nehirim.org/
• http://www.jqinternational.org/resources/jewish-lgbt-organizations/

Self-Injury

• http://www.helpguide.org/mental/self_injury.htm
• http://www.siriusproject.org/alternatives.htm
• http://everyoneisgay.com/self-harm/
• http://www.safe-alternatives.com

Sexual Health

• http://www.plannedparenthood.org/
• http://www.scarleteen.com/
• http://www.sexetc.org/
• http://www.aids.gov/
• http://youngwomenshealth.org/
• http://www.youngmenshealthsite.org/
• http://cdn0.genderedintelligence.co.uk/2012/11/17/17-14-04-GI-sexual-health-booklet.pdf
• National Abortion Federation Hotline: 1-800-772-9100

Suicide

• http://www.afsp.org/
• http://www.save.org/
• http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
• http://www.befrienders.org/

Substance Abuse

• http://www.samhsa.gov/
• http://www.drugabuse.gov/
• http://www.ihra.net/what-is-harm-reduction

TRANS* AND GENDER IDENTITY

Gender Identity

• http://genderqueerid.com/
• https://www.genderspectrum.org/
• http://www.thegenderbook.com/

Intersex

• http://inter-actyouth.tumblr.com/
• http://oiiinternational.com/
• http://www.apa.org/topics/intersx.html#whatdoes

Trans*

• http://transstudent.tumblr.com/
• http://www.advocatesforyouth.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=731&Itemid=177
• http://www.imatyfa.org/
• http://www.wpath.org/

PLEASE REBLOG

source: The Trevor Project

cactusrabbit: monteswisha: A bird in the hand is worth a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:44:52 +0800

cactusrabbit:

monteswisha:

A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

Soft. Warm. I’m stay here. Thank.

queeringfeministreality: zektheterrible: charminglyantiquated: ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:44:19 +0800

queeringfeministreality:

zektheterrible:

charminglyantiquated:

a little comic about kisses and curses. happy halloween!

Me the demon mirror ghost and my future gf

MY HEART